Kiss My Knits!

I still miss Tinsie all the time. I don’t want to go through this again.

Long, and strictly of interest to Dragonrealms players – and maybe not even them.

[Tribanin] I’ll (send him) some messages of the prince telling one of the guards to give him the special treatment all those who commit treason deserve.
[Tvini] oooh! Does that include special party hats? I love party hats.
[Tribanin] yes – steel spiked party hats. But I won’t say where they are worn.
[Alvy] i dont wanna know!
[Tvini] Yowch.
[Quarel] LOL

I’ve seen a lot of interesting (and I mean that in a good way!) designs in the past eight years doing weddings for DR, but I swear, there’s still something new every day.

Today’s new thing: A chastity belt. It wasn’t called that, but that’s so what it was.

I love our players, they’re so creative. 😉

As usual, Bartlebee gets the best lines. 🙂

[Meriel] everytime I’m in this damn temple, I want to rip it down.
[GM in training] ROFL Alrighty then.
[Liadran] But it’s pritty!
[Meriel] it’s epcot
[GM in training] That was funny.
[Meriel] it IS… look at it sometime. Huge silvery-sphere. Epcot. All it needs are mickey mouse ears.
[Tvini] Heh. Let’s do it for April Fool’s.
[Liadran] AHAHAHA
[Liadran] Can we add piped in music?
[Meriel] fine with me.
[Meriel] 😉
[Meriel] and have “It’s a small world” playing in the background
[Liadran] Little mechanical dolls dancing across the walkways. Ooh and a moat!
[Tvini] We can put in an audio animatronic display illustrating the construction of the temple.
[GM in training] (GM) is going to have her “Disney sense’ start tingling and log in
[Tvini] An all-Gnome review singing “It’s a small world after all”
[Tvini] I wonder if I’d get in big trouble for LJing this.
[GM in training] Hah!
[Meriel] and a big space-mountain roller-coaster spiraling down the halls of the thirteen
[Tvini] Wooee! With free illustrations taken from Shadewatch mirrors that you can purchase at the end.
[Meriel] we could also have costumed monks dressed as your favorite avatar
[Tvini] “Noot’s Teahouse” with big whirling teacups.
[Meriel] a Hoiderna avatar… a Truffeni avatar… we had an Idon avatar, but he was arrested for groping the female postulants.
[Tvini] Hahahaaaa!
[GM in training] Okay, yall have a sickness and need help. 😛
[Bartlebee] o/] It’s a world of graves and a world of fears, a world of favors, a world of tears…
[Tvini] (Bartlebee’s) right, we need a Starry Road ride.
[Bartlebee] When you wake up you’re bare, but at least you’re all there, it’s a Temple after all!
[Meriel] make that the space mountain ride
[Liadran] Ooh and we can put a glass coffin with Snow White in the Resurrection creche
[Meriel] ::applauds (Bartlebee)::
[Tvini] Wooo, (Bartlebee)!
[Meriel] are we disturbing you, (GM in Training)? 🙂
[GM in training] Haha, not at all. I’m actually greatly amused. This is better than TV. 😉
[Liadran] I think you should LJ it (Tvini). Between this and the lingerie thing, how else would people know that GM Bartlebee is so talented since he hides back there in the shadows?
[GM in training] Back Channel should be deemed addictive by the FDA
[Tvini] You’re right. Bartlebee cannot hide his light under a bushel. We’ll pry him out from under there.
[Tvini] Besides. What would the Magic Kingdom be without (REDACTED)?
[Liadran] AHAHAH (Tvini)!
[Tvini] The one joke I can’t LJ. Well, at least you all appreciate it!

I just love opening my DR office for the holidays, and visiting other folks too. It’s like a high tech “Parade of Homes.” 🙂

I’m down by the Strand in the Crossing. Y’all come.

A host reports for extra assistance.

Host: I’m with (player), who thinks his soul is broken.

I love it. I just love it.

Dear player who scammed me the other day and/or night,

In spite of behavior that I feel was deliberately taking advantage of a situation, you will not cause me to stop believing that our players are good people who deserve a fair shake. You, however, can bite my shiny metal ass.

Sincerely,

Tvini, the eternal optimist, temporarily burning a little less brightly.

I’ve been doing DR weddings since 1997, and I still see new stuff on every sheet. It’s amazing.

Sometimes, though, I do need to keep myself amused. I’m working on a sheet now. The items are lovely, but almost all of them go way, way over the 80-character limit on the TAP.

And so, I amuse myself in the comments on the sheet:

**A haiku!

Eighty characters
It may not seem like many
But trust me, it is.

Let’s hope they have a sense of humor.

Totenus puts his lard in his wallet.