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This one? Got it in DaNang.

February 5th, 2006 Leave a comment Go to comments

So just now, I was carrying some laundry from the bedroom to the washing machine. I tried to stack some more in my arms, as I had a big pile I was kind of holding in place with my chin. I brought my right hand up, and my thumbnail caught my chin and left a gash.

So help me, if this scars, I’m making up some cool adventure to go with it. “I got it while taming lions” sounds better than “freak laundry accident.”

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  1. jessimuhka
    February 5th, 2006 at 21:48 | #1
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    I have a scar on my right hand from vertical blinds. I dropped my car keys behind the couch and when I picked them up my hand caught on the bottom of the blinds. Andrew thought I might need a tetnus shot, but I decided that if I got tetnus from vertical blinds, I probably deserved to die. Survival of the fittest and all.

  2. jessimuhka
    February 5th, 2006 at 21:48 | #2
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    I have a scar on my right hand from vertical blinds. I dropped my car keys behind the couch and when I picked them up my hand caught on the bottom of the blinds. Andrew thought I might need a tetnus shot, but I decided that if I got tetnus from vertical blinds, I probably deserved to die. Survival of the fittest and all.

  3. tvini
    February 5th, 2006 at 21:56 | #3
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    I agree. If you change your behavior because of the vertical blinds, then the vertical blinds have already won.

  4. tvini
    February 5th, 2006 at 21:56 | #4
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    I agree. If you change your behavior because of the vertical blinds, then the vertical blinds have already won.

  5. gmsashera
    February 5th, 2006 at 23:22 | #5
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    I dunno

    I kinda like the sound of freak laundry accident. Now if you said mundane laundry accident THAT would be way different. Just say “freak Laundry accident and if I tell you about it I have to kill you.” Always works. I mean how many “Freak Laundry Accidents” do you hear about? (unless you live in a dry cleaners house.)

  6. gmsashera
    February 5th, 2006 at 23:22 | #6
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    I dunno

    I kinda like the sound of freak laundry accident. Now if you said mundane laundry accident THAT would be way different. Just say “freak Laundry accident and if I tell you about it I have to kill you.” Always works. I mean how many “Freak Laundry Accidents” do you hear about? (unless you live in a dry cleaners house.)

  7. crazycatladymel
    February 5th, 2006 at 23:25 | #7
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    Ouch!

    I have a scar on my right shoulderblade. Whenever anyone asks about it (few people have the occasion to see it), I say it was a gunshot wound. It kind of looks like an entrance wound, but not quite big enough. (It’s really from a cyst removal… how boring is that?)

    I hope it doesn’t scar, but a good story is so much better than the truth. That reminds me… gotta go put the clothes in the dryer.

  8. crazycatladymel
    February 5th, 2006 at 23:25 | #8
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    Ouch!

    I have a scar on my right shoulderblade. Whenever anyone asks about it (few people have the occasion to see it), I say it was a gunshot wound. It kind of looks like an entrance wound, but not quite big enough. (It’s really from a cyst removal… how boring is that?)

    I hope it doesn’t scar, but a good story is so much better than the truth. That reminds me… gotta go put the clothes in the dryer.

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