Go forth and multiply!
72,180 descendants
– you’re more genetically fit than 43% of the current population – |
| 72,180. Not bad. You’re no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
You’re at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you’ll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.
A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It’s based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you’ll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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Eh, I can live with that. Interestingly, when I plugged in my answers as though I were still 22, I had 95,720 descendants and was more fit than 45 percent of the population. Clearly, years of fidelity are hurting me in the gene-spreading area.
I just stole this. This is actually fairly interesting, I do wonder if it’s accurate though.
I just stole this. This is actually fairly interesting, I do wonder if it’s accurate though.
Well, we’ll know for sure in 800 years!
Have one of your descendents fly back in time to tell you. Maybe one will be Marty McFly. 🙂
Well, we’ll know for sure in 800 years!
Have one of your descendents fly back in time to tell you. Maybe one will be Marty McFly. 🙂
Unlikely Miz Bunny. (sorry) I think the last time I was the same height as Michael J. was fifth grade.
Unless my descendants have a midget fetish or something…
Unlikely Miz Bunny. (sorry) I think the last time I was the same height as Michael J. was fifth grade.
Unless my descendants have a midget fetish or something…
– you’re more genetically fit than 57% of the current population –
Nice. You’re no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your
genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
Well … considering I’ve got four offspring, three of which are viable for continuing to spread the gene pool I think that’s a pretty low number. Wonder just how productive I’d have to be to become a Mongol warlord. ::snickers::
– you’re more genetically fit than 57% of the current population –
Nice. You’re no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your
genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
Well … considering I’ve got four offspring, three of which are viable for continuing to spread the gene pool I think that’s a pretty low number. Wonder just how productive I’d have to be to become a Mongol warlord. ::snickers::