Mother’s Day
Last night I had nightmares all night. In one, my mother had been unjustly convicted of stealing fine art and sentenced to three years in prison in New Zealand. I think my brain picked New Zealand because that’s as far away from here as you can get and still stay on the planet, although I was staying in New Zealand to work on her release. I had done a documentary on this particular prison, so I knew it wasn’t as bad as it could be, because I could still send her books. Turns out she was going to a different one that didn’t allow books. Talk about torture! I was hatching elaborate schemes to send magazines (which were allowed) and somehow smuggle in short stories disguised as feature articles. It was all very disturbing.
I guess all this means that I love my mom and would hate be separated from her. I think she’ll get an extra big hug when I see her today.
Happy Mother’s Day!
(Please stay away from New Zealand.)
ETA: My mother the comedian just called.
Me: Hello?
Her: Now, they’re only giving me one phone call…
Heh.
My nightmares seem to go for the more typical aspects – Monster pops up to kill you. Monster pops up to kill others. Bride pops up to make you get married.
Typical horror stuff.
I think if I had a nightmare this complex I’d be too confused to know how worried to be.
Happy Mother’s Day
My nightmares seem to go for the more typical aspects – Monster pops up to kill you. Monster pops up to kill others. Bride pops up to make you get married.
Typical horror stuff.
I think if I had a nightmare this complex I’d be too confused to know how worried to be.
Happy Mother’s Day
Thank you!
I think the deep meaning here is that you shouldn’t eat “buttered” movie popcorn after 8pm.
Thank you!
I think the deep meaning here is that you shouldn’t eat “buttered” movie popcorn after 8pm.
Heee!! You and your mom are priceless!! Happy Mother’s Day to you both!
Heee!! You and your mom are priceless!! Happy Mother’s Day to you both!
Happy Mother’s Day to you! And thank you for the COMPLETELY AWESOME care package that you sent, which will get its own post soon! You rock!
Happy Mother’s Day to you! And thank you for the COMPLETELY AWESOME care package that you sent, which will get its own post soon! You rock!
LOL at your mom!
Happy Mothers’ Day!
LOL at your mom!
Happy Mothers’ Day!
Oh man, your mom is awesome! My parents do not have a sense of humor like that…lol. Happy Mother’s Day to you, Heather! And to all the moms out there in the Ethernet, I wish you all the best and hope that your children won’t put you in a home once they learn what their inheritance is….lol.
Oh man, your mom is awesome! My parents do not have a sense of humor like that…lol. Happy Mother’s Day to you, Heather! And to all the moms out there in the Ethernet, I wish you all the best and hope that your children won’t put you in a home once they learn what their inheritance is….lol.
Oh yay!! I was worried it hadn’t gotten there! ::much loves::
Oh yay!! I was worried it hadn’t gotten there! ::much loves::