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December 3rd, 2008 Leave a comment Go to comments
Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In September I put gum in ohsochewy‘s hair (-12 points). In March on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide… Sorry about that, ponk (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I gave blaueteufelin a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4357 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Tvini

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  1. December 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 | #1

    You gave me a whatsit now?

  2. December 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 | #2

    You gave me a whatsit now?

  3. December 3rd, 2008 at 13:06 | #3

    Hey, blame Internet Santa, not me. According to wikipedia, “Usually performed on a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person, the perpetrator of a wet willy wets his or her finger with saliva and inserts it into the ear of the victim.”

    Thankfully, I have never done this nor had this done to me. And none of you jokers WILL do this to me or I will renounce my pacifist ways and thrash you soundly.

  4. December 3rd, 2008 at 13:06 | #4

    Hey, blame Internet Santa, not me. According to wikipedia, “Usually performed on a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person, the perpetrator of a wet willy wets his or her finger with saliva and inserts it into the ear of the victim.”

    Thankfully, I have never done this nor had this done to me. And none of you jokers WILL do this to me or I will renounce my pacifist ways and thrash you soundly.

  5. December 3rd, 2008 at 13:11 | #5

    It sure sounds a lot more salacious than it is :p

  6. December 3rd, 2008 at 13:11 | #6

    It sure sounds a lot more salacious than it is :p

  7. December 3rd, 2008 at 17:18 | #7

    Just look at me now! Oh, the indignity!

  8. December 3rd, 2008 at 17:18 | #8

    Just look at me now! Oh, the indignity!

  9. December 3rd, 2008 at 17:32 | #9

    You had it coming.

  10. December 3rd, 2008 at 17:32 | #10

    You had it coming.

  11. December 3rd, 2008 at 17:39 | #11

    WHY I OUGHTTA

  12. December 3rd, 2008 at 17:39 | #12

    WHY I OUGHTTA

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