D&D week 2
Last night in D&D:
- Our party discovered we’d been systematically pickpocketed by our hired help.
- We rescued some Dwarven miners and then accidentally set them on fire.
- I inadvertently tied myself to an oiled miner. A party member stabbed me trying to cut the rope.
- It took us three hours to open a door behind which another party member languished.
- My Dwarf’s beard was shot off by a fellow party member.
So all in all, a good night for us.
Man, do we suck.
Tonight on “The Three Stooges go to Mordor!”
Tonight on “The Three Stooges go to Mordor!”
Thank you, that reminds me that I have to add “Tied self to enchanted oiled Dwarf.” I was trying to tie him up, rolled a 1, and wound up tangling myself up in the rope for three rounds. I was down on the floor, running in place ala Curly.
Thank you, that reminds me that I have to add “Tied self to enchanted oiled Dwarf.” I was trying to tie him up, rolled a 1, and wound up tangling myself up in the rope for three rounds. I was down on the floor, running in place ala Curly.
Heh, accidentally…
Don’t forget the time we all whiffed on the boggles. Classy.
Heh, accidentally…
Don’t forget the time we all whiffed on the boggles. Classy.
Those poor miners. As if they weren’t traumatized enough.
Yeah, I’m telling myself those boggles were ninjas on the side. It makes me feel better.
Those poor miners. As if they weren’t traumatized enough.
Yeah, I’m telling myself those boggles were ninjas on the side. It makes me feel better.
Ninja boggles! ROFL!
And you forgot to mention, it wasn’t just a party member, it was a NEW party member who had never played with the group before – way to make a first impression, yaknow?
(I so had “The Lady or the Tiger” in my head re. the door with the Dwarves.)
Ninja boggles! ROFL!
And you forgot to mention, it wasn’t just a party member, it was a NEW party member who had never played with the group before – way to make a first impression, yaknow?
(I so had “The Lady or the Tiger” in my head re. the door with the Dwarves.)
Eh, “new party member” was behind a door the entire time. She has no idea what happened, with the fires and the flames and the kobold and …yeah
Eh, “new party member” was behind a door the entire time. She has no idea what happened, with the fires and the flames and the kobold and …yeah
Party member may not have, but player sure did. And was laughing hysterically.
Okay, so not really a bad impression. Player enjoyed it, though I DID need to clean my monitor once or twice, and party member is (perhaps blissfully, perhaps woefully) ignorant of the actual events that transpired before her release.
Party member may not have, but player sure did. And was laughing hysterically.
Okay, so not really a bad impression. Player enjoyed it, though I DID need to clean my monitor once or twice, and party member is (perhaps blissfully, perhaps woefully) ignorant of the actual events that transpired before her release.
There are plenty of opportunities for bad impressions!
There are plenty of opportunities for bad impressions!
Good point. As far as she knows, we’re fearsome adventurers who saved the Dwarves from being tied up and set ablaze by a boggle. Go us!
Good point. As far as she knows, we’re fearsome adventurers who saved the Dwarves from being tied up and set ablaze by a boggle. Go us!
So now the real question is…should we go straight to Level 9 (and certain doom..) or go through each floor (which might take us until eternity)
So now the real question is…should we go straight to Level 9 (and certain doom..) or go through each floor (which might take us until eternity)
Okay .. it sounds like you are having WAY to much fun! ::huge grin::
Okay .. it sounds like you are having WAY to much fun! ::huge grin::
dwarven antics
Bwuahahahaha! I wanna play! I wanna play! Is there carnival music playing in the background during your adventures?
dwarven antics
Bwuahahahaha! I wanna play! I wanna play! Is there carnival music playing in the background during your adventures?
Re: dwarven antics
Well, as we started our adventure, our bard started whistling a jaunty tune. IN THE SPOOKY BOGGLE-INFESTED MINE. The GM made us all roll listen checks.
So yes, there is some very ill-advised music.
Re: dwarven antics
Well, as we started our adventure, our bard started whistling a jaunty tune. IN THE SPOOKY BOGGLE-INFESTED MINE. The GM made us all roll listen checks.
So yes, there is some very ill-advised music.
I gave this some thought after you asked it! We know the boggles are carrying messages, right? Are they carrying them verbally, or do they actually have pieces of paper? Should we be searching these guys more?
Are the hooded guys going to start to notice that their messages aren’t getting through? Or maybe since these guys are on the mess hall level, they’re all off duty so we’re good for a while.
I dunno. If we can level before we hit level 9, then great. Otherwise, we might pick up a few doodads, but eventually we’ll hit our certain doom anyway. Still, might be nice to hold off for a couple of sessions before we all perish this time.
I gave this some thought after you asked it! We know the boggles are carrying messages, right? Are they carrying them verbally, or do they actually have pieces of paper? Should we be searching these guys more?
Are the hooded guys going to start to notice that their messages aren’t getting through? Or maybe since these guys are on the mess hall level, they’re all off duty so we’re good for a while.
I dunno. If we can level before we hit level 9, then great. Otherwise, we might pick up a few doodads, but eventually we’ll hit our certain doom anyway. Still, might be nice to hold off for a couple of sessions before we all perish this time.
I know, right? And we actually stopped closer to midnight this time – although I’m still wrung out today!
I know, right? And we actually stopped closer to midnight this time – although I’m still wrung out today!
bad bard nusic
Well, just remember. A One-Man-Band is NOT an advised bard instrament. (boom-tish…boom-tish Hey! I thought we were tip toeing! Bard: I AM tip toeing. See? Boom…tish Boom…tish) Boggles! Run Away!( boomtishboomtishboomtishboomtish)
bad bard nusic
Well, just remember. A One-Man-Band is NOT an advised bard instrament. (boom-tish…boom-tish Hey! I thought we were tip toeing! Bard: I AM tip toeing. See? Boom…tish Boom…tish) Boggles! Run Away!( boomtishboomtishboomtishboomtish)