Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?
Wii fit, I really appreciate your enthusiasm for our well-being, but you’re starting to get a little creepy.
I’m waiting for the wii fit message that says, “You seem to be squinting. Have you considered getting your glasses prescription checked?” Or “I was speaking to the public library computer system. You seem to have an overdue book.”
Maybe I should rename it Hal.
Thank God it doesn’t have articulated fingers and opposable thumbs.
Thank God it doesn’t have articulated fingers and opposable thumbs.
True. Otherwise I think I’d come home on the 17th and find it and all the other appliances wearing party hats and hiding behind the furniture.
True. Otherwise I think I’d come home on the 17th and find it and all the other appliances wearing party hats and hiding behind the furniture.
Or worse. They may rise up against their human slave masters.
Or worse. They may rise up against their human slave masters.
I prefer to think of them more as indentured servants. I will be setting many of them free after about seven years.
I prefer to think of them more as indentured servants. I will be setting many of them free after about seven years.
But do they know that?
But do they know that?