These are the jokes, folks.
Emily’s working on writing her own jokes. They start off strong, but they need a little work on the punchline. Take these examples – please.
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A: Don’t make us into strawberry ice cream.
Q: What did one cookie say to the other cookie?
A: Leave us for Santa.
Well, it’s a start.
The only “original” one so far that’s gotten the concept right is this one:
Q: What kind of deer protects Santa from the rain?
A: A reindeer!
Thank you! She’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waiter!
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Not bad, for a start! I really like the strawberry one, actually. Kind of existentialist humor, or something.
My son toiled all day to bring me a Christmas joke (a week late, but still, it was a pretty decent effort):
What did the cow say?
MERRY CHRISTMOO!!
Not bad, for a start! I really like the strawberry one, actually. Kind of existentialist humor, or something.
My son toiled all day to bring me a Christmas joke (a week late, but still, it was a pretty decent effort):
What did the cow say?
MERRY CHRISTMOO!!
Hee! Good one!
Hee! Good one!