I was going to try to find hot pictures of Viggo Mortensen to share with you as a gift, but all I found was this horrible, horrible facial hair disaster. Seriously, Viggo. I know you’re artsy, but come on.

Then, knowing what a good spinner you are, I did a search for “luxury spinning wheel.” I didn’t get exactly what I was hoping for. However, if you can spin yarn on these babies, you’re really a good spinner

Then I thought maybe some nice chocolate. Everybody likes chocolate.

I give up.

Happy birthday, Jet!