Kiss My Knits!

Today’s my husband’s birthday. I don’t suppose I could play off buying We Love Katamari as a birthday gift for him, could I?

No?

Drat.

I’m going out of my gourd. I’m looking for some size 4 white woven boxer shorts. Not knit boxer-brief types, but actual boxers. They have to be white. If they’re size 6, it won’t be the end of the world, but size 4 is preferred.

I have a friend whose son is potty-training, and boxers work better for him than briefs. He loves Dora the Explorer, but of course they don’t make stuff for boys with Dora on it, sexist corporate jerks. His mom’s been very ncie to me, and as a thank you, I want to iron-on some Dora transfers onto some white boxers for her son.

Except I can’t find the white boxers.

Help?