Kiss My Knits!

The disastrous adventure in question. Very long.

I wish to apologize to my D&D comrades for my rash actions, which ultimately led to our horrible, grisly deaths. Especially the Elf.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Sincerely,
Dwarf

P.S. – as my punishment, this morning I was awakened by my daughter throwing a mass of knitting which she had un-knitted onto my face. Karma is grand.