Ah, the innocence of youth.
DRTvini: Sooo… “Kendra ate Bindi!” and the actions are… uh… hm.
DRTvini: She’s playing with her dolls.
(Tessima): (laugh!) WHAT?
DRTvini: Well, they do all sleep in the bed. And the Groovy Boys can’t seem to keep their pants up.
DRTvini: I didn’t realize it was quite the little orgy that’s apparently going on.
(Tessima): Oh my gosh. That’s hilarious.
DRTvini: But it’s fair. Because then, “Bindi ate Kendra!”
(Tessima): Journal.
DRTvini: It’s a little multi-cultural lovefest.
(Tessima): Journal, with links to the dolls.
DRTvini: Haa!
DRTvini: Naw.
DRTvini: I have my reputation as “sweet and pure” to uphold.
(Tessima): Sweet and pure knitter of scarves and director of dream weddings.
(Tessima): And host of doll orgies.
DRTvini: I should have known something was up when (she) started going “bamp chicka chika wyioooooow!”
Thank goodness my daughter can’t access the internet alone yet. When she can, I’m gonna have to pay for years of therapy.