Inspired by aunt_reexy
Dear Mr. Atmosphere,
Thank you so much for the lovely gift! I appreciate you responding to my traditional offerings of hot chocolate, homemade chocolate chip cookies, and knit goods by producing an amazing quantity of snow. 18 inches was more than I would have dared hope for.
Also, let me please apologize for the unkind words that my husband may have had for you when he was tempting his first heart attack by trying to shovel out his car. Sending that SUV sliding sideways across the road in front of our house was all the warning he needed, though, and now he’s on board with the program.
I don’t know what others in other parts of the country might have done to tick you off, but rest assured, we here in the Carolinas love you and appreciate all the snow you give us. Thanks again!
Sincerely,
Tvini