Kiss My Knits!

Tonight’s wedding couple had invited some nobles to their wedding, which led to this discussion.

[NewerGM] Out of curosity, has anyone ever invited Kssarh to a wedding?
[Silvyrfrost] Silvy doesn’t have an escort to the wedding, though, (Koromas). Wanna escort her and watch everyone freak?
[Tvini] Hehehe.
[Silvyrfrost] He’d be no fun. Guy could use a couple drinks and a woman to loosen up.
[Tvini] No one’s invited Kssarh. Cloudspire Keep’s too high up to survive being thrown out the window.
[Koromas] I believe (Vaschon) has passed out on us so Vorcalf will be a no show.
[Tvini] Well, he deserves a night off.
[Jzara] (Vaschon) needs a vacation in a room with four padded walls…
[Tribanin(in the Fallen)] Kssarh has been to a few weddings. He’s just not always the cheeriest person in attendance, mainly because everyone is so mean to him, poor guy.
[NewerGM] But, but, he’s such a nice man.
[Koromas] Tell the truth now (Tribanin)…Kssarh is just a big old queen with a bad attitude isnt he?
[Tribanin(in the Fallen)] He’s got a heart of gold…. plated cold-forged iron…
[Tribanin(in the Fallen)] Kssarh a queen? He leaves that to Mortom
[Silvyrfrost] Yeah. Yeesh.
[Tribanin(in the Fallen)] Though I bet Kssarh’s real disposition is because he’s been wearing the same silk thong for years, and it’s starting to ride up a bit.
[Tvini] If they put a laundry in the tower, he could get that washed.
[Silvyrfrost] There’s a mental image we didn’t need.
[Tvini] Heh.
[Silvyrfrost] You need to get out of TF more often.
[NewerGM] Mortom looks deep within the mirrors to see into something so horrifing yet enthralling that the blackest of magic can not compete. Unfortunately, no one ever told him his apprenticed switched out his scrying mirror for a real one.
[Silvyrfrost] Aaaaaaaaaanyone LJing this?
[Tribanin(in the Fallen)] Now now – Mortom is a true leader – you’d never see Kssarh handing out grooming tips.
[Tvini] I’m gonna LJ that whole conversation about Kssarh’s thong.
[Tribanin(in the Fallen)] I can see everyone laying offerings of thongs at Kssarh’s feet once they read it.
[Tvini] Ew. Kssarh groupies.
[Silvyrfrost] Scary thing is, they can do it over there.