How DR invasions happen.
Overheard on the GM channel during the Plat Taffelberry Fair, demonstrating once again why bards rule:
[Cardamom] If the entire weekend goes by and nobody buys a single flask, I’m invading.
[Reexa] LOL.
[MacFrae] I should buy one. I mean, why would Mac not?
[Cardamom] Well, they are, technically, pieces of crap.
[MacFrae] If they hold liquor, Mac’s happy.
[Cardamom] I give a free vial of bubbles with purchase.
[Cardamom] Or, really, without purchase, but it helps sales if people think it’s with purchase.
[Reexa] heh
[MacFrae] Hee!
[MacFrae] I’ll take a peek.
(MacFrae goes by the tent later and buys a flask)
[Cardamom] And thus, MacFrae averts an invasion. Good guildleader.
[MacFrae] I do my part.
As an aside, Cardamom was one of my favorite merchants back when I still played DR.
As an aside, Cardamom was one of my favorite merchants back when I still played DR.
I used to think if the day ended in Y, that was good enough for invasion. Tuesday? Invade. Friday? Invade. Sunday? Chickens invade. Everybody likes chicken.
Genghis Khan would have made a great GM.
I used to think if the day ended in Y, that was good enough for invasion. Tuesday? Invade. Friday? Invade. Sunday? Chickens invade. Everybody likes chicken.
Genghis Khan would have made a great GM.
I thought Genghis Khan WAS a GM …
I thought Genghis Khan WAS a GM …
Some days these little blurbs you post are why I still play DR lol
Some days these little blurbs you post are why I still play DR lol